Friday, March 18, 2005

Like My picture?

see if you can figure out which entries are mine.


At 11:51 AM, Anonymous sweatydarky said...

I am afraid of man with chocolate face

At 2:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 9:23 AM, Anonymous sweatydarky said...

man with chocolate face keeps pulling animals inside the shed until the explosion

At 10:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 8:12 PM, Anonymous sweatydarky said...

yes the wailing of goats and sheep incorporates the sound of a dutch woman getting crap plopped into her mouth and the sound of disaproval of a cotton gin coming out of my dickeye

At 8:10 AM, Anonymous sweatydarky said...

I sharted in my pants

At 11:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Buddy Holly and the critch crickets said...

New lyrics for "For Those about to rock"

We roll tonight [we’re on tonight]
To the guitar bite
Yeah, yeah, oh

Stand up and be counted
For what you are about to receive
We are the dealers
We’ll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
’cause cock has got the right of way
We ain’t no legend, ain’t no cause
We’re just livin’ for today

For those who don't suck cock, we poop shoot you
For those who don't suck cock, we poop shoot you

We cock at dawn on the front line
Like a bolt right out of the blue
The sky’s alight with the guitar bite
Heads will roll and cock tonight

For those who don't suck cock, we poop shoot you
For those who don't suck cock, we poop shoot you Yes we do
For those who don't suck cock, we poop shoot you
Oooh, salute!
Oooh, ooooh yeah

We’re just a battery for hire with a guitar fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up your cannon
For a twenty-one gun salute

For those who don't suck cock - fire
We poop shoot you
For those who don't suck cock,
We poop shoot you
who don't suck cock, we poop shoot you - fire
We poop shoot you
We poop shoot you
We poop shoot you
Come on, whooa
For those who don't suck cock, we poop shoot you (x4)

Poop, Poop (x2)

For those of you, for those who ? ? ? ?
(ain’t gonna get tired, won’t take a break, we poop shoot you.)

We poop shoot you (x3)


At 1:03 PM, Anonymous sweatydarky said...

I sharted about 2 lbs of poop into my hand and threw it a the first honkey I sees

At 12:02 PM, Anonymous NIGGER COCK said...


At 9:59 AM, Anonymous sweatydarky said...

I like my poop runny and in my pants esp on a 90 degree day.

At 6:57 AM, Blogger Steve said...

Remember... spicy in = spicy out. Eat some habanero peppers and blow a spicy fountain of feces.

At 10:11 AM, Anonymous sewerbabies said...

I like spicy out of the dick eye

At 10:24 AM, Anonymous chode said...

At 10:25 AM, Anonymous chode said...

No! Focus on Hating the White Devil!

Black chick: Watch who you pushing! You pushing me ever again, I'm gonna Bruce Lee your ass, motherfucker! Say you're sorry, chink!
Chinese guy: Go fuck yourself!

--Utopia Parkway

Overheard by: Ting

At 12:41 PM, Anonymous chode said...

Guy: Yo, shit ain't no country called blacknasia or whatever the fuck you said. Black people a color not a race!

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